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		<title>İtiraflar</title>
		<link>http://yenigeldi.wordpress.com/2009/09/19/itiraflar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 11:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nur topu
İşyerinde küpe takan erkek arkadaşımıza babasından yorum: &#8220;Bir zamanlar nur topu gibi oğlum vardı; nuru gitti, topu kaldı!&#8221;
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Geçen gece nöbetteyken acile 3 yaşında, para yutmuş bir hasta geliyor. Babasına ne kadar yuttuğunu soruyoruz; &#8220;1 YTL&#8221; diyor. Yapılan tetkikler sonucunda bir adet 50 Kuruş ve iki adet 25 Kuruş tespit ediyoruz. Baba bir şekilde haklı [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yenigeldi.wordpress.com&blog=739701&post=496&subd=yenigeldi&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bebeğin Süper Dansı IBIZA PARTİ</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 20:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>İş adamı ve Berber</title>
		<link>http://yenigeldi.wordpress.com/2009/07/04/489/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 09:42:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yenigeldi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[İş adamı tıraş olurken bir yandan da berberiyle sohbet etmektedir. Derken, kapının önünden ağır ağır geçmekte olan paspal bir çocuk görürler. Berber, iş adamının kulağına fısıldar;
&#8216;Bu çocuk var ya, dünyanın en aptal çocuklarından biridir! Bak; dikkat et şimdi&#8230;&#8217;
Berber çocuğa seslenir:
&#8216;Ali, buraya gel!&#8217;
Bunun üzerine çocuk sakince dükkâna girer ve yüzündeki aptalca sırıtmayla berberi selamlar. Berber işadamının [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yenigeldi.wordpress.com&blog=739701&post=489&subd=yenigeldi&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Pinokyo</title>
		<link>http://yenigeldi.wordpress.com/2009/06/27/pinokyo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 19:57:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yenigeldi</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[ateş]]></category>
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		<title>Geçmişte söylenen &#8220;dahice&#8221; sözler</title>
		<link>http://yenigeldi.wordpress.com/2009/06/27/gecmiste-soylenen-dahice-sozler/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 19:50:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[askeri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dahi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[denizaltı]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[icat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[patent]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radyo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sözler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[televizyon]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Radyonun geleceği yok&#8221;
Lord Kevin &#8211; İskoçyali fizik Alimi
&#8220;Artık yeni hiçbir şey yok.İcat edilebilecek herşey icat edildi.&#8221;
Charles H. Duell &#8211; Amerikan Patent Dairesi Başkanı 1899
&#8220;Denizaltıların savaşta ne işe yarayabileceğini anlayamadım.En fazlasından murettebatın boğularak ölmesine sebep olabilir.&#8221;
H. G. Wells &#8211; yazar 1901
&#8220;Atlar her zaman kullanılacaktır.Otomobil ise ancak geçici bir moda olabilir.&#8221;
Henry Ford&#8217;un kredi talebi uzerine otomotiv sektörünün [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yenigeldi.wordpress.com&blog=739701&post=482&subd=yenigeldi&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Tavuk</title>
		<link>http://yenigeldi.wordpress.com/2009/04/19/tavuk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:36:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yenigeldi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Karikatürler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[altın]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[döviz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[faiz]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[yüksek]]></category>
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		<title>Kadınları Mutlu Etmenin Sırları!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 10:49:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yenigeldi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[KADINLARI MUTLU ETME SIRLARI
01. Saçlarını okşa,
02. Yücelt,
03. Şımart,
04. Gözlerinin içine bak,
05. Geleceğe ait planlar yap,
06. Dil dök,
07. Yalvar,
08. Destek ol,
09. Yemeğe götür,
10. Alışverişe götür,
11. Tekneye bindir,
12. Güldür,
13. Zeka oyunları yap,
14. Müzik dinlet,
15. Teşvik et,
16. Teskin et,
17. Affet,
18. Hayran kal,
19. Banyosunu hazırla,
20. Güven ver,
21. Kapıyı tut,
22. Asansörde kat düğmesine bas,
23. Arabasının kapısını aç,
24. Isıt,
25. Sarıl,
26. Öp,
27. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yenigeldi.wordpress.com&blog=739701&post=476&subd=yenigeldi&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A4 Kağıdı ile Yapılabilecekler</title>
		<link>http://yenigeldi.wordpress.com/2009/03/21/a4-kagidi-ile-yapilabilecekler/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 10:46:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[ilginç]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tamamını görüntülemek için tıklayın: 
http://picasaweb.google.com/yenigeldi/A4kagidiileyapilabilecekler#
(Yeni pencerede açılacak)

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		<title>Milli Piyango</title>
		<link>http://yenigeldi.wordpress.com/2009/02/15/milli-piyango/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 15:16:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yenigeldi</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[adamın biri]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Adamin biri bir kahveye girer ve &#8216;Millet bana bakin!.. Size söyluyorum!.
Tam 30 sene sonra ben bu kahveye gene geleciğim&#8217; der ve çıkar.
Kahvedekiler &#8216;Adam deli herhalde&#8217; diye fazla önemsemezler.
Ve aradan 30 sene geçer. Aynı adam kahveye gene gelir
ve der ki: -&#8217;Hatırladınız mı beni millet. Size demistim 30 sene once,
ben yine geleceğim diye. İşte geldim&#8217; der.
Kahvedekiler tabi [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yenigeldi.wordpress.com&blog=739701&post=454&subd=yenigeldi&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>İlginç bir Windows reklamı&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://yenigeldi.wordpress.com/2009/02/02/ilginc-bir-windows-reklami/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:26:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yenigeldi</dc:creator>
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